Wednesday, 2 September 2015

"OF BURNT CAKE AND BROKEN TOILETS"


I love my job, it takes to me to places within and outside Zambia and most times in the city of my dwelling- Lusaka.
Last week I was privileged to be invited to a workshop that was being undertaken by a certain NGO on Advocacy and as usual the workshops are almost always being held in a lodge somewhere.

So in the last couple of years, there has been an upsurge of lodges in the city of Lusaka and competition is high amongst all of them. The newer the Lodge the nicer it is, the older the loge the seedier it gets.
One of the best Lodges in the recent past has been Mika Lodge owned by a young and prolific entrepreneur this country has ever seen. If am not mistaken , it started with The Mika Lodge in Jesmondine area, very nice little place, then came the one in Kabulonga. When both started off, I can say for sure that the standards were top class.

In the recent times though I have been very disappointed with many of these lodges including  Mika Lodge, my shock came last week at the latter when I was attending a workshop there.... My first shock came at lunch time when guests queued up for lunch. If that queue didn't curl itself up I swear it could have reached the gates of either entrances.

After quite a sumptuous lunch, I need to refresh myself before the afternoon sessions began. I went to the conveniences and of course wanted to relieve myself, I sat on the toilet seat and almost feel off it literally, laughable but serious hey. Something is terribly wrong somewhere, the whole toilet actually shakes and one has to be careful to sit on it gives that shaky feel like you will fall off it. Is this the Mika Lodge I know? A clear case of Kuyamba timayambwino, but poor finishing!

Okay I know I wasn’t one of the organizers of the conference or anything, but such things really get to me. How can a Hotel handle guests like that? So I took it upon myself to speak to the Hotel authorities. Me being me, I asked to see the manager of the Hotel, was told he was out, I asked to see the next person after him. In came a smart gentleman that asked how he could be of help, I said yes he needed my attention, I asked how they could allow such mediocrity by allowing guests to queue like that for lunch. He explained that it wasn’t their fault that it was actually the fault of the organizers as they do not come out on their stated time. I explained to him that I had been to the hotel several times before and they had two serving bays and at one point they even had three serving points, the gentleman told me that has never happened. I argued with him that then he must be new at the Hotel because I was definitely not hallucinating.
Well, the gentleman promised to fix the problem and that we would not experience that in the coming days. And voila, the problem was sort of sorted the next day but not because he put measures in place, it was because there were fewer meetings taking place on that day.
Now as if the long queues were not enough on the first day, second day was even more disturbing, for desert, there was burnt cake! Yes burnt cake! As you can see from the picture. Like really!!! If someone told me this story I would not have believed but I saw it for myself and took the photos with my phone.
Again as if that wasn’t shocking enough, as we came from lunch going up the stairs to our meeting room, right there in the corner I saw our Juice dispenser (am saying our, because it came from our meeting room), even more shocking, there was no lid on it. Again, I had to take pictures for evidence. I even mentioned to my colleagues and they too had seen it, It looked like it was actually coming to our room. Like is this for real? What happened to the Mika we knew with all its standards and
 All.
What I know for sure is that the young entrepreneur who owns the chain of Hotels inspires a lot of young people apart from just creating jobs for the many Zambians. Am also told he has gone international in Rwanda and Chaina ( so I hear) I pray he takes actions and does some ass kicking before the Hotels are run down. Congratulations are in order also, as am also told there’s a convention Centre am yet to visit in Lusaka East somewhere, am informed the Convention Centre is state-of-the-art.
Mr. Mikalile has greatly contributed to the economy of this country, I just pray he keeps the standards as he continues to expand his empire.

Till next time!!

P.s. Eating places watch out… Next time it’ll be you!